Saturday, February 23, 2013

Posted in The Mirror on October 14, 2009



Some idiot from The Mirror wrote this piece of trash back on October 14, 2009.  I thought fans would get a good laugh and a giggle over this offensive, insensitive, stupid news article. 

You owe Susan Boyle a written apology in your paper. 

My response:
HA, HA, HA, HA,  WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH NOW?

I DREAMED A DREAM WAS THE FAST SELLING CD SINCE THE BEATLES AND IT WAS #1 WORLDWIDE.   14 MILLION OF IDAD CDs WERE SOLD IN 14 MONTHS! 

SUSAN BOYLE HAS PROVIDED US WITH 4 BRILLIANT CDS AND TODAY IS WORKING ON HER 5TH CD.

SUSAN BOYLE HAS ACHIEVED STARDOM ON A PROFESSIONAL LEVEL AND CONTINUES TO PRODUCE AMAZING MUSIC TODAY! 

THE SUSAN BOYLE 5 STAR MUSICAL, I DREAMED A DREAM, OPENED WITH A FULL HOUSE IN MARCH 2012 TO RAVE REVIEWS AND CONTINUED FOR WEEKS TO SELL OUT AUDIENCES. 

SUSAN BOYLE IS LOVED WORLDWIDE!

SUSAN BOYLE IS A RESPECTED AND POWERFUL SINGER IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY TODAY!


We fans still have ears and we can still hear beautiful music.  
We fans have IPODs, 
We fans have IPHONEs
We fans have the latest computers
We fans still belong to fans sites and follow Susan's adventures daily.
We fans post pictures, produce tribute videos, create tribute posters and keep blogs. 
We fans have common sense and have some wisdom; which, I guess, the writer lacks.

BTW, The latest trend today is sequins all over every piece of clothing sold.
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TOO BAD YOU WROTE SUSAN OFF BEFORE SHE EVEN GOT STARTED.  WHAT, IS THAT EGG ON YOUR FACE?                                                                                                                        

Now go to the blackboard and write:  I will not bully Susan Boyle again, because Susan is an amazing professional singer who is loved worldwide by many fans of all ages.  

Below is the article by The Mirror:

Susan Boyle single-handedly kills off sequin trend


It's really really fortunate that, these days, nobody buys actual CDs, so the cover of Susan Boyle's album will mainly just exist as a tiny square shining out from people's iPods (and we pity whichever mugger has to show that off to his mates at the bus stop).
Oh, what are we saying? Susan Boyle fans don't have iPods. We're not sure they even have ears. But seriously, can you imagine if Susan's smiling face was beaming out from some 12 inch vinyl? It's a scary, scary thought. As it is, the kinds of people who'll actually be looking to own Susan's debut album probably haven't had perfect eyesight since some time in the late 1930s, so they'll be missing out on the pure beauty of I Dreamed A Dream anyway.
Good to know that Susan's keeping up with the current trend for sequins, though... and therefore killing it for the rest of us. Now, where did we put the receipt for that Christmas party frock?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/susan-boyle-single-handedly-kills-off-sequin-672446

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